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Smut Slam - Emergency

  • Lovelite Berlin Haasestr.1 10245 Berlin (map)
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CUE THE SIREN NOISES. You've got a SEX EMERGENCY, and Smut Slam is here to help.

This May, Berlin's only dirty storytelling open mic--based on real life, real lust, real sex--rolls out its best bedside manner at Lovelite (Haasestraße 1, Berlin), with the theme of "EMERGENCY." Sometimes it's a metaphor--so horny you could die?--sometimes it's not--for a good time, google "broken banjo string." A storytelling event full of accidents and urgent sex moments, WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE TERRIFYINGLY GOOD.

Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE SMUTBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions! 

ADVANCE TIX HERE:
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3405542

CELEBRITY JUDGE PANEL TBA

**** SMUTBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY Njoy, long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events
**** Storytelling prizes provided by the ever-generous Other Nature alternativer Sexladen

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.

RULES: - no notes (this is storytelling) - no costumes or props (this is not theatre) - only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny and/or epic win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, simple and/or "fail" experiences, too.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row. Doors open at 7:15pm--come in early for your drink, and enjoy the Smut Lounge!--and the smut starts slamming at 8. Admission is €6/advance and €8/door, 18 and over please!

**** Remember to bring your Frequent Filth card! If you don't have one yet, ask for it at the door!

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

Earlier Event: May 19
Berlin Mural Fest 2018
Later Event: May 23
Live in Rummels Bucht Mai 2018